About three years ago my grandson Miles became increasingly nervous about the warming of the climate. He learned of melting icecaps, rising seas, drowning isles and the fate of our planet. He decided to act. He wrote to the man who was soon to gain fame as an onion muncher:
Dear Mister Abbott,
In Grade Two we are learning about the climate and the danger to our planet. Please protect the environment or all people will suffer.
Yours truly,
Miles
The Prime Minister wrote back:
The Prime Minister did act. Speaking of yet another great black hole in the ground he declared, ‘coal is good for humanity.’ And there the matter rested. The PM went on to his encounter with the onion in Tasmania and thence to the back bench.
Last week saw the election in the United States of a new leader who knows and cares less about the climate than my grandchildren. My youngest grandson Joel, aged five, learned the ice caps are melting, the seas rising, the polar bears are under threat, and the world is in danger. He felt worried. At bedtime last night he was afraid to go to sleep. His mother asked Joel, ‘What do you think you can do to help the planet?’ Joel thought a bit and replied, ‘I should become prime minister and protect the earth.’ There followed a discussion of the process of actually becoming PM. ‘The people have to choose you. They do it by voting’, said his Mum. Joel said he would offer rewards to people who protected the environment. His Mum responded, ‘In that case, I’ll vote for you, Joelly.’
With one vote already in the bag and with his program for saving the planet under way, Joel was ready for sleep. And all of us can now rest easier.
Can i vote from argentina?
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Damo
Yes , please do vote for Joel
Vote early And vote often
Mucho amor
Howardo
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What sort of caper are you pulling here young fella? Adrian, Howard and now Howardo? -:)
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Also berg
Doff
Doffan
Am I confused , hiding, resorting to aliases?
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I want to cry either way.
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Our salty water helps no-one but the tears are an honest remark from our body that we cannot stomach this
We all weep with you, hilary
Howard
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I’ll vote for him too, and encourage my children and grandchildren to do so as well. But it’s probably incumbent on you to warn him just how dirty, deceitful and darstardly politics is.
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Dirt deceit and dast –
we eat them for breakfast
Especially dast
A tasty repast
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Well he has my vote.
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Joel and the galivanter
A joint ticket
With you Aboard we’ll capture the women’s vote and the oldies
Unbeatable
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