No lesser authority than the President of the United States of America has declared: Coronavirus is a hoax
It’s a Democrat hoax.
You’ll never be lonely
You need 15 minutes within one metre of an infected person to contract the virus: therefore, book a short appointment with your doctor, undress in the car, and get out of there within 14 minutes.
Same advice applies to dentist, physio, chiro, osteo, and sex worker.
Do you know whether or not you actually have COVID-19?
Your doctor doesn’t know either.
To can find out without a test kit, just book an extended appointment.
Unfortunately during lockdown you will be unable to pay any bills.
Only kiss your enemies. The worse you like them, the better you should kiss them.